Reboot Time Once Again!

If you’re an old follower of this blog, “I’m back!” If you’re a new follower, “Welcome!”

`Tis February 2014. I did not hit my goal of 290 pounds. In fact, I gained twenty pounds back since my last blog post in November. As of this blog post I weigh… 360 pounds. I could blame this on a creative burst in my writing, or the fact that I uprooted my family and moved from Alabama to Georgia thus disrupting the fluid existence we had maintained for almost five years, or I could be honest and tell you that I’m lazy and love food. 🙂

Anyway, the point is, I’m back at it again. Starting March 3rd, I’m going on a carrot juice fast for seven days. I know a lot of you don’t think this works, but it works for me. That is a fact. Every time I kick start my weight loss with a cleanse (especially a juice cleanse) I drop 10 to 15 pounds of waste in the first week. That gives me the boost in energy I need to start exercising. Once I come off the liquid diet, I don’t crave the baked goods and confections and fried foods that escalated my weight to a point where I was killing myself at 410 pounds.

My weight will be a constant struggle for me. I was born fat and have been fat ever since. I never had my “Skinny Period” (whatever that means) and don’t care to have one. I simply want to be healthy. I kicked smoking and drinking, but for some reason food still controls me.

Reboot #3, here we go. Third time’s the charm, and all that happy horse [expletive deleted].

Oh, for those of you who don’t know, I don’t cuss in this blog because I want people of all ages to gain from it. 🙂



Day One of my juice fast (I started two days earlier because my juicer arrived yesterday) and I end the day with a massive headache. This was expected, as once again, I am detoxing. Wonderful. Anywho, I am now an official convert. The plan I’m on consists of a revolving three day juice plan. Upon day four, I start back at day one, and so on. This breaks up the monotony. Each day I will be having five different juices. I have yet to find a combination I haven’t liked. The foam at the top is a little off-putting, but I remedied that with a straw.

I will update my weight tomorrow. Probably in the morning, but I won’t be posting until after my last juice of the day. Weighing yourself at night is never a good idea.

Also, when juicing beets, wear red… or juice naked. Your choice.

That’s all for today.

Juice Plan